By-boB-Laws

By-boB-Laws

 

Did they pass a special * boB By-Law*  where you live ?

They did here ... LOL ... A number of them…

 

 

 

* It is illegal for * boBs * to be out without a leash on City streets.

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* All * boBs * must report their whereabouts to the weather helicopters at one hour intervals.

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* Any captured * boBs * must be turned into the Sanitation Department with NO exceptions.

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* It is illegal not to scoop after your * boBs *.

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* Keeping * boBs* in any place other than a national wildlife reserve has now been deemed illegal.

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*  * boBs* must be under strict supervision at ALL times.

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* Any * boBs* without a valid license will be terminated ...err... locked up ... err ... Held, pending a Bail Hearing.

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* NO ONE can use the name * boBs* without first showing and proving pedigree.

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* Neutered * boBs* do NOT qualify for stud service.

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* No * boBs* are allowed to be part of a reality show involving dragon flies, little people and 50 Shades of anything!

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