FLEA CIRCUS FIASCO
Everything was going along nicely until our friend boB decided to FREE the "wild" animals. How he got all their tiny leashes off without anyone seeing him is beyond me.
boBs!!! You can’t live
with them, or without them…They will find you, wherever you choose to hide…believe me, I have tried…
Anyway, the exterminator Henri said it is a good thing the fleas were confined to boB’s corner of the room and blocked from the rest of the forum.
Fleas have a very short life span and spend most of it … ahh… “bouncing” <s>…All that sex in such a tiny space
and short period led to the burlap floor covering disintegrating and causing a dust cloud that could be seen from here to Dallas…
Sort of reminds one of “Sex in a Pan”… the very popular layered dessert, made with chocolate and vanilla puddings, whipped topping, pecans, cream
cheese and shaved chocolate….ummm… sort of…
digress … on the plus side, Henri is ALMOST sure...he got them all (g)...the fleas – remember?
The bomB he used is kinda toxic though....
So if ya see any
of us normal folk wearing gas masks you will understand why...
. . . and btw….
We have, as a precaution... placed a sign on the door saying:
Breathe at Your Own Risk
Have a Nice day :